poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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chokokyoko:

kim-stoppable:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?

I’M HONESTLY MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE HE IS COOKING

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cl-oy:

So this is my school… this happened

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cherryblossombarrage:

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

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TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#the bruce banner of the sea

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birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

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femputations:

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

get rekt

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onlyalittlelion:

motherfuckingriverrun:

game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers

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